Words for the wanna-bee wise.
Mommafucious says …
August 20, 2009
Darkness and light cannot occupy the same space at the same time.
August 21, 2009
If it looks too good for you, smells too good for you, sounds too good for you, don’t hate. Move out of the way and let it move up.
August 22, 2009
If you are not in the healing business, comforting business, finance business, stay out of other people’s business
August 24, 2009
A MAN abhors a gossiping shrew, especially in a wife. If he is too quick to join in, take a hard look under the covers.
August 25, 2009
If your mound of gold looks smaller than someone else’s, yours is just farther away. Run faster. Work harder. Stay in Your lane.
August 26, 2009
Pity is no good to anyone. Save it for yourself. Give a helping hand instead.
August 27, 2009
A wise man once said, “I don’t know. Ask Mommafucious!”
August 28, 2009
If someone tells you something to keep between you and them, it is not between you and them.
August 29, 2009
Seeking midnight danger brings morning complaints.
August 31, 2009
When I was a child, I thought like a child. Then I realized I am not as smart as I pretended to be.
September 1, 2009
Always wait for the things you want most instead of taking what you need the least.
September 2, 2009
Respect is a shared experience. If you do not care to share, you might receive less than you expect.
September 3, 2009
If it is not written on your heart, writing it on your tongue will only help or harm someone else.
September 4, 2009
Casting pearls before swine only gets them dirty.
September 5, 2009
Pretense is fragile and easily threatened. It demands respect constantly. Authenticity is solid as a rock and can afford to be kind. It is never shamed.
September 8, 2009
Grow up and strong, not old. Age has its own batteries.
September 13, 2009
Humbling others shows our own inhumility, jealousy, and fear.
September 15, 2009
Anger brings wisdom. Share the wisdom, not the anger.
September 21, 2009
It is not what anyone says that makes you. It is what you do.
September 22, 2009
Life is like poker. You can only bluff so many times before you meet a real winner.
September 23, 2009
Calm in the face of danger is victory.
September 24, 2009
An incident, no matter how perverse, is only a moment in time. Don’t let it determine the rest of your life.
September 25, 2009
One person’s burden is another’s load. Don’t expect when you yell fire, for ‘everyone’ to jump out of the windows.
September 26, 2009
Criticism is easy; creativity is hard. Step up and show what you are worth.
September 27, 2009
Why do the most ill-bred senior citizens always have to remind young people to respect their elders? The same reason the haughtiest of us remind others to be humble.
September 28, 2009
We can do as much as we like. But not for as long as we like.
October 3, 2009
What good is it to claim to move mountains, yet angrily fumble over a pebble? HMMMM!!!
October 9, 2009
The hardest things to recognize are those right in front of your face.
October 10, 2009
Patience is a virtue but idling is idling.
October 11, 2009
It is better to be on the bottom of the top, than the top of the bottom.
October 12, 2009
If you think putdowns are funny, be a real comedian and take your show on the road.
October 15, 2009
Be careful what you do in life and who you do it to. Two mountains never meet, but two people always meet.
October 16, 2009
The good in man is only as good as he or she believes you are.
October 19, 2009
A truly dishonest man is a friend of everyone.
October 28, 2009
If you think you are poor at anything, you are.
October 31, 2009
We create our own monsters. Try loving them enough to keep them home.
November 5, 2009
Presumed power is presumed. Real power needs no audience and leaves no doubt.
November 7, 2009
When one door closes, peek in before walking through the open one.
November 8, 2009
Drop the cellphone. Don’t walk towards heaven with the devil on speed dial.
November 9, 2009
Learn to channel your energy. Leave other’s alone.
November 10, 2009
When mixing your daily cake of information, always, ALWAYS, keep a sifter handy.
November 11, 2009
Don’t kill the cow because you can’t give milk.
November 12, 2009
A jackass and a wino meet at a crossroad. The jackass says, “Why the long face?” The wino replies, “You haven’t looked in the mirror lately?”
November 13, 2009
Where there is love, there is no violence, no pain, no ignorance, and no envy. Mental, physical, or otherwise.
November 16, 2009
You already know what you cannot do. Now seek out what you can do.
November 17, 2009
Changing your mind, changes your life.
November 18, 2009
No is never the end, but the beginning of a long and fruitful journey.
November 21, 2009
When you have truly learned to stand, you can then show others.
November 23, 2009
“The righteous creates the unrighteous.”
November 25, 2009
The funny thing about truth is that it may seem powerless in the face of manipulation, but it runs longer, deeper, and wider than the most well-constructed lie.
November 26, 2009
History is still a mystery. Create your own or someone will do it for you.
November 28, 2009
Create a hero where ever you go. Become a jerk!
November 30, 2009
I have three brothers that turn your cannot into my can. Determination, Power, and Will.
December 2, 2009
Your leader is not someone who hands you a size 5 shoe for a size 8 foot. Don’t cramp your style no matter how good it looks on the outside.
December 3, 2009
Brothers and sisters are like a rainbow. In their unity, they paint a picture. In their singleness, they bring adventure.
December 4, 2009
When you fall down, don’t get up to walk. Fly.
December 5, 2009
Send out a portion of light from your soul. You will be surprised what comes back.
December 7, 2009
We can teach a dog many tricks but he will still crap inside on occasion. He is still a dog.
December 9, 2009
Plant seeds in winter and in spring. Some things grow in the toughest soil.
December 10, 2009
Nurturing a common hatred and enemy leaves no room for love, productivity and self-esteem.
December 12, 2009
Congratulations to those who have earned their degrees this semester. Love long and prosper.
December 14, 2009
One hand washing the other often dirties the water for the face.
December 15, 2009
Blowing the whistle may break the china, but it will also free your heart.
December 16, 2009
Children are like fine china. Handle with care.
December 18, 2009
Among all virtues patience is the most worthy. Be patient with yourself. You are the only one that is forced to be patient with you continuously.
December 21, 2009
Some wars do not have to be won. The victory is in the willingness to fight for something valuable.
December 22, 2009
The enemy of your enemy can never be your friend. True friendships are never forged in deception.
December 23, 2009
When you cast the spirit of gladness against the wind, nature returns it tenfold.
December 28, 2009
Every bit of movement is creativity. Therefore falling down and getting up are two extremities of creation.
December 29, 2009
On stage applause from a duped audience never makes up for back stage penalties.
December 30, 2009
A warm breath, with a dead soul, dreams of nothing, cares for nothing, kills and feels nothing.
December 31, 2009
The old ones feared to praise themselves thus spent eternity walking under the feet of lizards.
January 6, 2010
When strolling down in the valley, remember there is a sunny side of the street.
January 7, 2010
A person’s place is not your observation, but their destination.
January 8, 2010
A broken man leaves crumbs in your keyhole.
January 10, 2010
The fire of a fight lies not in the vigor but in the vision.
January 11, 2010
The object of envy is now master of all the other emotions.
January 12, 2010
A scuba diver replies to a whale’s inquiry into the Bible, “Aren’t you a little out of your depth?”
January 13, 2010
Laughter and Tears are the only truths. The rest is too obscene to be a lie.
January 14, 2010
If it is for me, give me my flowers while I can still tell if they are to my liking.
January 15, 2010
Calling on one once is a test. Calling on one twice is verification. Calling on one trice closes the gap between the ordinary and the sublime.
January 16, 2010
A cool head in times of upheaval serves the man. A cold head in the time of upheaval kills the man.
January 18, 2010
If you have to say it slow, then I might not want to hear it. Get to the point.
January 19, 2010
Many may touch your heart. More are after your pocket.
January 20, 2010
Test your bridges before you cross. Bridges that are frail and worn burn easily. Good riddens!
January 21, 2010
Sarcasm is the idiot’s substitution for wisdom.
January 24, 2010
The most heinous of crimes is to pick someone’s pocket and pray to God for a clean getaway.
January 25, 2010
If you are worrying about how WE look, clean up YOUR mess!
January 26, 2010
Taking comfort and responsibility in small things leads to a steady progression to a larger and more glorious future.
January 27, 2010
Bias is not a color. It is a preference. We all have preferences, but only mine are valid.
January 29, 2010
Ladies, never let your puss walk faster than you.
January 31, 2010
Finding humor in the most serious of problems is the beginning of finding multiple solutions.
February 1, 2010
Crazy is my yes and your no. We are all crazy for each other aren’t we?
February 3, 2010
Ones ultimate self can become a magnificent original. A copy of someone else is just that, a copy; that will never become as great as the original.
February 4, 2010
Happiness is: being stalked at the gym by a gaped toothed, scraggly bearded person with man-breast, only to find out it is your long lost high school female bud; who couldn’t believe it was you beneath that extra 40 lbs, but recognized your forehead.
February 6, 2010
Acts of charity are always respectful and victim friendly. Acts of bravo only satisfy the doer.
February 7, 2010
An undisciplined conqueror will one day be revealed as a fool, while a disciplined fool has already conquered.
February 8, 2010
There was a day when a person’s history was very important. That history became track record, then M.O. Now we call it baggage and sleep with them anyway.
Rita O. ©2009